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Member G.K.B.I.C. Deposits are insured up to $500 per depositor by Dad, who is good for it. Interest compounds monthly at a rate no real bank would offer, and is paid on the first of the month from funds that are largely theoretical. Rates are subject to change without notice, or with notice, depending on how the week went. Withdrawals require a grown-up. This is not a bank. This is not not a bank.